Poor Pig's Parade - Copyright (C) 10/9/08 by Dan Sharpe.
Its plain to see,
they're watching me,
I can't even pee,
in anonymity!
What's that I see,
oh, can it be?
Hooray for me,
a concealing tree!
Ahh such simple glee,
no one to see,
behind this tree,
I can relax and pee...